With Your Resident Guide to All That's Right With the World,
Clint
You see this, you heard about this? The 99%.
You might be asking yourself, who are they? How do they affect me? Well, in “Clint”-terms, they’re the
disenfranchised, the laden-backed, the down trodden… So ultimately, they’re
fighting “The Man” for their rights.
Their lives aren’t terrible, but there’s always room for improvement,
and the 99% is fighting for that improvement.
But in America, it’s fine. I’m cool with it.
That makes sense… it doesn’t make sense? Neither does this whole 99% thing. Let’s take another look at this.
Speaking from the perspective of the 1%, I’ve got to admit
that this whole “picketing” thing is a little overrated. Peering down from my Ivory Tower to see this
mockery of the American spirit is depressing.
Rather, depressing for a weaker mind.
But It’s fine. I’m
cool with it.
I say we stop these riots and tempertations (spelling?) and
consider the 1%... the ones feeling the real pain. Let’s take a look.
The 1% – it’s hard to make all the money and look so fly
doing it. It’s hard to keep America
running and making all the decisions for the other 99%. But does the rest of
the country take notice and give them a little slack? Well, you know the answer to that: A defiant and obnoxiously flamboyant, “hells
naw”. The 1% is burdened to a life of
stress and turmoil at the hands of those they’re serving and ultimately
protecting (from themselves). I’d like
to see the 99% take a look at another perspective, change their mind, and
support that 1%. Easy as that.
And in unison, we can all say, “America, it’s fine. We’re cool
with it.”
Glad you put this up!
ReplyDeleteHaha. Yup. I had forgotten I wrote this.
ReplyDeleteI don't get how you think you are the 1%
ReplyDeleteI was kidding
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